Poor Pat, a sixty-three year old former geophysicist, desperate for romance, believes the only way to find a good woman on the internet is to meet lots of them. If only he could remember them by names instead of by numbers. Beth, whom he dates regularly, goes out of town for a long time so he takes up with Donna, a lovely attorney. Meanwhile, his employee’s gorgeous young wife, Ruby, keeps hitting on him. Life becomes even more complicated when he meets Joyce, a TV chef, who considers him a womanizer. Is the advice he gets from Sonia, his book promoter, selfless or self-serving?